I'm All Out of Conjectures Graphic Crewneck
S / White
$54.99
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A soft, midweight crewneck sweatshirt that blends cozy everyday wear with a sharp, irreverent sense of humor. The graphic on the front mixes bold typography and playful math/academic doodles to create a tongue-in-cheek statement piece — equal parts nerdy and brash. Wear it to study sessions, late-night problem sets, or casual hangouts to spark laughs and conversations while staying warm. The tubular knit and ribbed collar keep the silhouette clean and comfortable, and the durable double-needle stitching means this sweatshirt will keep its shape and color through repeated wear.
This sweatshirt sits comfortably in the routine of someone who loves clever sarcasm and academic wit. Short walks between classes, coffee runs during grading, or evenings arguing proofs with friends — it slips on and becomes part of that rhythm. The design reads like an inside joke for math and science folks: funny, a little profane, and proudly unapologetic. It feels like the hoodie you reach for after a long day of thinking—soft, familiar, and ready to make people grin (or roll their eyes).
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embellishment options include embroidery placements at chest and wrists; prints use DTG with DTF neck labels
- Tubular, seamless knit body with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- Adult sizing with tear-away inner label; meets safety standards for flammability and restricted substances
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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I'm All Out of Conjectures Graphic Crewneck
$54.99
This sweatshirt sits comfortably in the routine of someone who loves clever sarcasm and academic wit. Short walks between classes, coffee runs during grading, or evenings arguing proofs with friends — it slips on and becomes part of that rhythm. The design reads like an inside joke for math and science folks: funny, a little profane, and proudly unapologetic. It feels like the hoodie you reach for after a long day of thinking—soft, familiar, and ready to make people grin (or roll their eyes).
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Embellishment options include embroidery placements at chest and wrists; prints use DTG with DTF neck labels
- Tubular, seamless knit body with ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- OEKO-TEX® certified dyes and ethically grown US cotton (US Cotton Trust Protocol)
- Adult sizing with tear-away inner label; meets safety standards for flammability and restricted substances
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
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Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, , Do not dryclean